Thinking of the gestalt of his site, I think of the time I and some fellow med students went out looking for a hooker to get a self-proclaimed virgin laid. We ended up with 2, for 20$ apiece. They were escorted to the guy's room. He ended up showing them pictures of his family.
One was white and quite pregnant, one was black.
At the time I was a virgin as well, but not a self-proclaimed one. It was a wee bit awkward.
Ok, so it isn't as literary as his discussion of non-smoking preferences of scat pigs. I've never been good at telling stories, and I think med school made my tendency to just get to the heart of the matter worse.