September 13, 2004

I'd Rather Not

Surprising new claims, first documented by Mother, May I Sleep with Treacher?:

"For the fourth time in as many days, CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather has interrupted his nightly telecast to reiterate his claim that he has been crowned Queen of the Space Unicorns."


Ok, CBS News needs a new motto. I suggest:
Kerry: If we can't get him elected, no one can.

Posted by Owlish at September 13, 2004 04:52 PM | TrackBack
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