From a friend:
Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that appears on the list. Yes, you have to have your google screen up and your email so you have to reduce the size of both screens (or tab it if you're using one of the cool browsers)!
1 *Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
'John' Needs Operation after Hooker Bites Penis for Non-Payment
2 *Type in "[your name] looks " in Google search:
John Looks Like He's Approaching Climax [I'll take this one, ranked #3, rather than #2- Pimped Out John: Looks Cool... For us to Poop on!]
3 *Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
John Likes 400 but not 300 Puzzle
Several hits for this "logic" problem. Go a few down and you get:
Elton John Likes the Dirty South
4 *Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
John Says...online comic generator featuring John Kerry
Either that or a bunch of quotes from Elton John: religion encourages hate, American Idol vote is racist, and the internet must be closed down.
5 *Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Big John Wants Your Reading List
6 *Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Hmm, John Doe spams everything.
Try: The John Does- Songwriting and Production Team
7 *Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Does Papa John's Pizza hate the state of Ohio?
8 *Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Farmer John Goes Hollywood.
9 *Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
John Loves Mary (1949)
What happens when you take screencaptures of a movie like Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars, and imagine it as a role playing game? Wackyness, that's what.
Edited for: The writer's comments on DM of the Ring sometimes are the best part:
When it comes to giving things to the players versus making them “earn” them:
Give a player a fish, and he’ll probably try to sell it to an NPC fisherman.
Teach a player to fish, and next week he’ll show up with the book, “The Complete Adventuring Fisherman”. He’ll start hunting for some monstrous leviathan to catch and enslave, and he’ll be dual-wielding two fishing poles.