If they only knew....
You're a Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman!
You blast through quests with your impressive
stats, powerful armor, and spiffy swords.
You're probably on some sort of leaderboard,
and probably in some sort of anger management
class ordered by the courts.
Which Kingdom of Loathing monster are you?
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You're the hermit!
Items, items, and more items. Your collections give
people headaches as they wonder why you're
obsessed with such worthless items. But, take
heart, there are some useful things in your
giant stash.