Owlish Mutterings

Average American

I've seen this in other places, but JohnL did it, then the Llamaboys, so...

This is from a book about the average american, a list of things that apply. Ones that don't apply to me are struck through.

# Eats peanut butter at least once a week [usually, anyway]

# Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky

# Can name all Three Stooges

# Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart

# Eats at McDonald’s at least once a year [Not my favorite fast food, by a longshot]

# Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day [I suspect longer- I also shave in the shower.

# Never sings in the shower

# Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium

# Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000

# Has fired a gun

# Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall

# Weighs 135 to 205 pounds [working on it]

# Is between the ages of 18 and 53 [Updated, I was an idiot and struck this. Soon to be 39]

# Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option [I don't get it, but I don't mind it either.]

# Grew up within 50 miles of current home

Posted by Owlish at November 1, 2005 05:10 PM | TrackBack