I'm not quite sure what it is. Knight Rider was a fun show [original incarnation at least; Team Knight Rider was an abomination] and maybe there are times when Hasselhoff looks pretty sexy wearing the black leather jacket. And some of the poses in the pictures could be pretty seductive. But he looks silly in all of them.
Especially with the eagle sitting on his arm.
And it gets worse. Leading to the horror that is David Hasselhoff Online.