June 27, 2005

A New Pledge

Is it just me, or have public schools gone completely crazy?

An 8 year old boy says his own pledge, instead of the Pledge of Allegiance, and gets suspended?

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Federation of Planets, and to the galaxy for which it stands, one universe, under everybody, with liberty and justice for all species.

I don't think the United Federation of Planets is the greatest possible government, but come on.

Hat tip: Also to Nodwick.

Posted by Owlish at June 27, 2005 03:01 PM

I knew this would someday become a problem. I knew this one day when I was in school and I swear my teacher was Yoda's second cousin. The evil bastards are infiltrating our school system at an alarming rate. Bastards! We must stop the sar wars movement, so I press on. Having nothing more than a bottle of water and a nature valley granola bar I will defeat the evil starwarsdoers if it kills me. As a star wars infiltration fighter I need carrot cake.

Posted by: jess @ LOSLI at June 28, 2005 07:26 PM
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