Owlish Mutterings

Motto

So, I'm looking for a new motto for this blog.

Anyone like: If I've told you once, I have told you a hundred times: You have to clean up after yourself or it will attract more of those giant red demon-roaches. [Order of the stick, #82]

Or: I am here to use my frabjulitulity to mictfarcate your gilltooney! [OOTS #127]

Or the gibberish from the site JohnL found: Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, blog-based, bleeding-edge web-readiness and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement.

The old one, for comparison: It's a floor topping and a dessert wax! No, wait... It's an online diary and a linkfest; one man's thoughts about life, liberty, and the pursuit of a boyfriend.