June 11, 2005

Star Wars

Just one more silly walkthrough of the movie.

EVERYONE: God, Anakin, you are one hot piece of ass.
ANAKIN: Well, yeah, I've been lifting weights... Oh, hey. There's my secret wife, to whom I am secretly married. I have to go passionately embrace her behind a pillar a couple feet away from the Senate leaders right about now, because it's a secret.
PADME: Anakin! Good to see you! Here is some great news.
ANAKIN: You're going to wear that costume I bought you?
PADME: I'm pregnant and it is going to ruin our lives!
ANAKIN: EXCUSE ME I NEED TO VOMIT WITH PANIC NOW.
PADME: ...
ANAKIN: WE HAVE SPACESHIPS AND WE DON'T HAVE EFFECTIVE CONTRACEPTION? WTF!
PADME: ...
ANAKIN: Oooh, what great news!

Hat tip: Peeve Farm

Posted by Owlish at June 11, 2005 11:06 AM
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